i thought this was a pizza crime but it ended up just being a chunk of citrine
please delete if not allowed lol, i just thought this table looked like a horrible pizza
by Former-Mess-5166
22 Comments
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
🍕👈🕵️♂️🫴🪨
frozen_toesocks
r/MineralGore will probably appreciate this too lol
figbott
Serve pizza on it and really confuse people.
PotatoGamer3
Citrine is just Heat Treated amethyst, not a real mineral… Honestly would’ve looked better purple.
giant_grapefruit
Would eat it
Sunset_Bleach
*sees /r/pizzacrimes post*
“That looks kinda good, whatever it is”
*reads title*
“Oh”
WishingAnaStar
That seems actually kinda cheap for a huge citrine cluster that’s that colorful. Maybe it’s dyed? I guess it’s kind of hard to tell scale from the pic, but like football sized clusters of that quality seem to sell for about that price.
TheShadowOverBayside
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
NotACrowbot
Anything can be a pizza if you’re brave enough.
luufo_d
Forbidden pizza
wharleeprof
r/forbiddensnacks
Howdysf
lol- this looks like a delicious pizza to me.. just how I like it, heavy sauce, light cheese, baked well-done!
thatsmycompanydog
/r/misleadingthumbnails
Low_Wall_7828
Looks better than the Torino’s someone posted earlier.
squeezydoot
Bro that looks delicious
consumeshroomz
Mmmmmm forbidden pizza….🤤
r/forbiddensnacks
QueenMelle
Heat treated amethyst, actually. It’s the most delicious looking crystal out there.
NotOfTheTimeLords
Forbidden pizza.
in1gom0ntoya
no, this is a mineral crime. someone ruined a gorgeous amethyst geode by torching it to sell it as “citrine.”
defCONCEPT
Soooo … that’s not pizza?
I’m sad now.
ramadeez
“Nah that looks like a pizza win too me” *bites in tooth shards*
22 Comments
🍕👈🕵️♂️🫴🪨
r/MineralGore will probably appreciate this too lol
Serve pizza on it and really confuse people.
Citrine is just Heat Treated amethyst, not a real mineral… Honestly would’ve looked better purple.
Would eat it
*sees /r/pizzacrimes post*
“That looks kinda good, whatever it is”
*reads title*
“Oh”
That seems actually kinda cheap for a huge citrine cluster that’s that colorful. Maybe it’s dyed? I guess it’s kind of hard to tell scale from the pic, but like football sized clusters of that quality seem to sell for about that price.
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
Anything can be a pizza if you’re brave enough.
Forbidden pizza
r/forbiddensnacks
lol- this looks like a delicious pizza to me.. just how I like it, heavy sauce, light cheese, baked well-done!
/r/misleadingthumbnails
Looks better than the Torino’s someone posted earlier.
Bro that looks delicious
Mmmmmm forbidden pizza….🤤
r/forbiddensnacks
Heat treated amethyst, actually. It’s the most delicious looking crystal out there.
Forbidden pizza.
no, this is a mineral crime. someone ruined a gorgeous amethyst geode by torching it to sell it as “citrine.”
Soooo … that’s not pizza?
I’m sad now.
“Nah that looks like a pizza win too me” *bites in tooth shards*
Would still eat.